Guys this is the best most simple Linux Distro I have ever seen...
Download it, burn it onto a cd, pop it in, boot the PC with it...
And there you have it.. ! Then go to the control panel and enable the 3d effects!
See for yourself... VIDEO
Info from Distrowatch.com
PCLinuxOS is an English only live CD initially based on Mandrake Linux that runs entirely from a bootable CD. Data on the CD is uncompressed on the fly, allowing up to 2GB of programs on one CD including a complete X server, KDE desktop, OpenOffice.org and many more applications all ready to use. In addition to the live CD, you can also install PCLinuxOS to your hard drive with an easy-to-use livecd-installer. Additional applications can be added or removed from your hard drive using a friendly apt-get front end via Synaptic.
and link www.pclinuxos.com