I suggest that crayola should add one more color to their extended list of crayon colors:
"Vista BSoD Blue (*)" :-)
(*) = BSoD means Blue Sceen of Death, and is an error screen that windows displays too often than it should.
Other blue colors from crayola are:
Turquoise Blue, midnight blue, Violet Blue, Navy blue, Cadet Blue, Sky Blue, Ultra Blue, Blizzard Blue, Teal Blue
More info : http://www.crayola.com/colorcensus/history/chronology.cfm
THANK GOD I AM A VISTA EXTERMINATOR! A VISTABUSTER!
Yes... I get many calls each day from people in dismay pleading
for my expert help.
Just like they call the Ghostbusters, but in my case I am the VistaBuster!
I remove vista from the computer leaving it fast clean with no vistabugs vistaghosts and vistaghouls, and I install the best OS Microsoft has made: XP!
Call 1800-VISTABUSTERS-00
:-)
Get the midi Ghostbusters tune here to sing along with me... !!! WHOOHOOOO!!!!
http://www.ex-designz.net/englishmidis/nowplaying.asp?mid=540
You can Right click on the midi title link on that page and hit "Save Target As" so you can save it on your computer.
Vistabusters...
If there's somethin' strange in your network neighborhood
Who ya gonna call (Vistabusters)
If it's somethin' weird an it won't work good
Who ya gonna call (Vistabusters)
I ain't afraid a no Vista
I ain't afraid a no Vista
If you're seein' things runnin' thru your OS
Who can you call (Vistabusters)
An' invisible process sleepin' in your dll
Oh who ya gonna call (Vistabusters)
I ain't afraid a no Vista
I ain't afraid a no Vista
Who ya gonna call (Vistabusters)
If you're all alone call phone support
An call (Vistabusters)
I ain't afraid a no Vista
I hear it likes the girls
I ain't afraid a no Vista
Who you gonna call (Vistabusters)
Mm...if you've had dos
Of a freaky Vistababy
You better call Vistabusters
Bustin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no Vista
Don't get caught alone oh no...Vistabuster
When it comes through your dvd
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call Vistabusters
Ooh... who you gonna call (Vistabusters)
Who you gonna call (Vistabusters)
Ah, I think you better call (Vistabusters)
I can't hear you...(Vistabusters)
Who you gonna call (Vistabusters)
Louder Vistabusters
Who you gonna call (Vistabusters)
Who you can call Vistabusters...(till fade)
Forget about Windows Vista! Introducing Vixta, an open source, Linux-based, copy of Vista.
>>SCREENSHOT OF VIXTA!
Generally speaking, Linux, open source, Microsoft and Windows are by no means aligned concepts. In fact, with the exception of the Linux and Windows technical interoperability efforts derived from the Microsoft and Novell agreement focused on heterogeneous environments, the two platforms don't mix. Not even by far. Additionally, Microsoft's latest Windows Operating system,
Windows Vista was regarded as a window of opportunity for Linux to increase its foothold on the client side. Almost nine months into the general availability of Vista, and the various distributions of the open sourceplatform are still situated under the 1% market share milestone, according to statistics provided by net Applications.
At the same time, Vista grew past the 7% market share mark, indicating that from January 30, 2007, Microsoft shipped in excess of 70 million copies of the operating system. In this context, a part of the open source community decided to find inspiration in Windows Vista.
Vixta features the KDE based Desktop Environment and is essentially a Fedora-based distribution. But on top of it all, Vixta is nothing more than a Vista copy. Of course the open source and the Microsoft proprietary operating systems are not identical. In fact, under the hood, Vixta is still Linux, all the way. But on the surface, the similarities between the two operating systems are evident.
"Vixta.org Release 095 very soon! Goals: absolutely free, in every sense; spread linux to the "masses"; ABN - AbsolutelyNo Config; User-Frendly; Eye-catching and familiar look and Feel," are the promises Vixta developers made to users. Vixta brings to the table a graphical user interface that is a knock-off of Windows Aero in Vista.
And the GUI copying is also illustrated in the name of the Linux distribution, as the difference between Vixta and Vista is almost inexistent. Microsoft failed to comment in any manner on the promised delivery of Vixta, but the Redmond company will undoubtedly tackle the Linux distribution through its legal department if the name and the GUI similarities will survive. Just click on the screenshots below in order to get an idea of the visual style of Vixta.
Original source http://news.softpedia.com/news/Linux-Is-Copying-Windows-Vista-68160.shtml
Where do YOU want to SCRATCH today? :-)
Although this image may seem funny, in reality you can have data on audio cassettes and even records like this (LPs)
I can recall the sinclair spectrum micro computer had about 50kb per 5 mins of tape or that would give us 450kb per LP record...
Since one LP record can fit 45 mins of sound.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LP_album
Therefore to fit a Vista dvd (I estimate the dvd to be 3 gb of data) in LP
records you would need 6666.66666666666.... records
Screenshot for those who mix up the decimal points with commas (depending on what part of the world you are)
Notice the last digit is 7, but I suspect that the real number goes on with ...666666... infinitely
The number 6666.6666.... seems satanic... I wonder what would be installed if you would play these record backwards :-)
I dont think you can get much more demonic that Vista already is.. LOL!
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